Inquiries & Stuff
How do you get the nutrition facts, etc.?
Math.. so. much. math.
We use the specific ingredient information, relevant equations, and a lot of very careful ingredient measuring and weighing.
Do you take custom order requests?
You bet! We will bake almost anything. We also can make custom dosage products as well (the only thing we ask is to order in advance to give the time necessary to fill your custom requests).
Why choose you?
Great question, and I'll say first off: we would LOVE for you to pick us (obviously) but we also want you to be happy and comfortable with your experience, whatever brand that might be for you.
In general edibles are better for your lung health.
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What does set us apart though is that everything is baked fresh to order, made in small batches with carefully chosen ingredients, and a lot of our items are lower in sugar, with zero additives, and use as many locally sourced ingredients as possible.. basically super delicious while cutting some of the crap.
What is the average turnaround time?
We bake everything fresh, so we ask for 4-48 hours (yes this is a big window). Timeframe is dependent on order volumes and inventory. Don't worry, we will absolutely let you know when you order when it will be delivered to you.
If we are shipping, it will take longer to arrive.. as we have to send it to you from here - Don't worry we will send you all the tracking info too.
How many double entendres did you come up with when deciding "DoubleDs" would be the shorthand for Dank Desserts?
SO MANY! Probably a big reason we settled on the name..
Get a load of those DoubleDs!
I can't wait to stuff my face with DoubleDs
DoubleDs so good, takes me to another planet ..
You get the idea
Someone mentioned a "secret" menu..?
It's not exactly a secret, but there are always recipes we are working on and experimenting with. The ones that come out, we don't put on the menu but they are able to be ordered.
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Right now, it is a Strawberry Shortcake protein bite with a yogurt coating.
What's this donation bit about?
We take a portion of the donation to cover the basic costs of ingredients and donate a portion to local wildland firefighter.
Do you have different menus?
Right now, we have five core offerings with two seasonal options that change every season.
We are working on a savory menu as well as a "Mr. Clean" menu, which incorporates higher protein, lower sugar, and a few superfood-rich recipes.